Chinchillas, Tarantulas, and Mortuary Science!

silent-surrender:

mellarkish:

"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state

I WILL REBLOG THIS A THOUSAND TIMES

(via anarchistlovesongs)

djlegz:

grobanite4lifegeronimo:

tmae3114:

banilly:

stlgeekgirl:

tastefullyoffensive:

[theodd1sout]

Rebloging for the last 2 panels

Perfect.

accurate

Reblogging this for the last two panels

Forgive me

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gears-keep-turning:

nothing in this world smells as bad as crickets

I’ll take something dead and covered in vomit

that still smells better than crickets

Dead purging people smell better than crickets. That is true.

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Apparently, I can’t have a boyfriend because I’m a mortuary college student and have pet tarantulas. According to the guys I wouldn’t send nudes to. Seriously???

lissymac37:

huffingtonpost:

People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.

Watch the powerful Verizon advertisement to really understand what a little girl hears when you tell her she’s pretty.

This is so important. Girls pay attention. Boys, if you are a brother, father, cousin of a girl, pay attention.

(Source: youtube.com, via aviculor)

Reblog And See What People Want From You!

1. A baby
2. A second chance
3. Sex
4. Kiss
5. Friendship
6. To chill
7. To cuddle
8. A long term relationship
9. A good laugh
10. An apology
11. A hug
12. Be my bitch
13. Be my sex buddy
14. Simply to be mine
15. MY BED. NO CLOTHES. NOW.

(Source: askboxmemes, via dellowman)